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Romeo & Juliet

 


 
ACT I, Scene ii
Act I, Scene ii: A street. Enter CAPULET, PARIS, and the clown, his SERVANT.
CAPULET
  Montague is under bond, just like me,
and facing the same punishment. It shouldn't be hard, I think,
for men as old as we are to keep the peace.
PARIS
  You both have honorable reputations,
and it's a pity you've been fighting for so long.
But now, my lord, what do you say, how will you answer my proposal?
CAPULET
  By saying again what I told you before:
my child is too young, too new to the world.
She isn't quite fourteen years old yet;
it will be two more years
before we think she'll be ready to marry.
PARIS
  Younger girls than she have become happy mothers.
CAPULET
  Yes, and they are too soon scarred by that early childbirth.
All of my children are dead except her;
she is the only heir I have in the world.
But go ahead and try to win her heart, gentle Paris;
my wishes are only a part of her consent.
If she agrees, within her wishes
will I offer my consent and agreement.
Tonight, I am going to give my annual masquerade banquet,
and I have invited many guests
who are people I love. You are invited, too.
One more very welcome guest makes the company all the richer.
At my humble house tonight, you'll see
the most beautiful maidens of Verona that make the night bright.
Such joy as red-blooded young men feel
when well-dressed spring treads on the heel
of limping winter, just such joy
among the lovely young maidens will you find tonight
at my house. Listen to everything, look at everything,
and like the lady best who is most worthy.
My daughter will be among the ladies,
but she may not be the one you choose when you have seen them all.
Come with me. (To the Servant) Go, servant, walk about
beautiful Verona; find the people
whose names are on these invitations and say to them
that I will be pleased to welcome them to my house tonight.
Exit CAPULET and PARIS.
SERVANT
  I'm to find those whose names are written here! I've heard that
the shoemaker should work with his wool, and the tailor with
his leather, the fisherman with his pencil, and the painter with his net.
But I have to find the people whose names are written here,
and will never find them because I can't read.
I must find someone who can read. Here's help already!
Enter BENVOLIO and ROMEO.
BENVOLIO
  Come on, Romeo. One fire burns out another;
one person's pain is lessened by someone else's misery;
  become dizzy from spinning, and be helped by reversing the direction;
one terrible grief can be cured by someone else's pain.
  Find a new infection in your eye,
And the poison of the old infection will die.
ROMEO
  The plaintain leaf is a good remedy of that.
BENVOLIO
  For what, I ask you?
ROMEO
  For your wounded skin (when I kick you).
BENVOLIO
  Romeo, are you crazy?
ROMEO
  No, I'm not crazy, but a madman is freer than I am.
I'm shut up in prison, given no food,
whipped, tortured, and--(Sees the Servant)--Good
evening, good fellow.
SERVANT
  And a good evening to you Sir, can you read?
ROMEO
  Yes, that's my one happiness in my unhappiness.
SERVANT
  Perhaps you memorize.
Can you read anything you see?
ROMEO
  Yes, if I know the letters and the language.
SERVANT
  You're an honest fellow. Have nice day!
ROMEO
  Wait fellow, I can read
(Romeo takes the list and reads.) "Signior Martino and his wife and daughters; Count
Anselme and his beautiful sisters; Virtuvio's widow Signior Placentio and his lovely nieces; Mercutio and his brother Valentine; my uncle Capulet, with his wife and daughters; my lovely niece Rosaline; Livia; Signior Valentio and his cousin Tybalt; Lucio; and lively Helena." (Returns the paper to Servant.) This is a beautiful group of people. Where are they to go?
SERVANT
  Up.
ROMEO
  Where?
SERVANT
  To dinner, to our house.
ROMEO
  Whose house?
SERVANT
  My master's.
ROMEO
  Of course, I should have asked you that before.
SERVANT
  Now I'll tell you without you asking. My master is the very rich
Capulet, and if you're not a Montague, I invite you
to come and have a drink of wine. Bless you!
SERVANT exits
BENVOLIO
  At this party of Capulet's,
the beautiful Rosaline that you love so much will dine
with all of the beautiful girls of Verona.
Go there, and with an unprejudiced eye,
compare her face to some of the others I'll show.
I'll make you think your swan is a crow.
ROMEO
  When the devout belief of my eyes
  asserts such a lie, then my tears will turn to fires;
  and these eyes, often drowned in tears, could never die.
  Transparent unbelievers should be burned for lying!
  Someone more beautiful than my love? The all-seeing sun
has never seen my love's equal since the world began.
BENVOLIO
 

Ha!You think she's beautiful because, having no one to compare her with,
you only saw her balanced with herself in each of your eyes.
But in your two eyes, those crystal scales of yours, weigh
your lady's lave against another lady
whom I will show you at this party,
and your Rosaline will scarcely look good who now seems the fairest to you.

ROMEO
  I'll go with you, not to find a lovelier girl,
but to rejoice in the beauty of my own Rosaline.
They exit.