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Romeo & Juliet

 


    
ACT IV, Scene ii
Act IV Scene ii: A hall in Capulet's house. Enter CAPULET, LADY CAPULET, NURSE, and servingmen.
CAPULET (to servants)
  Invite all the guests whose names are written here.
SERVANT exits.
  Servant, go an hire twenty skillful cooks.
SECOND SERVANT
  You shall have none that aren't good, sir, for I'll test them by seeing if they will lick their fingers.
CAPULET
  What kind of test is that?
SECOND SERVANT
  Well, sir, a bad cook won't lick his fingers (because his own cooking tastes so bad). Therefore, the cook who won't lick his fingers won't be hired by me.
CAPULET
  Go, on your way.
SECOND SERVANT exits.
  We're not stocked up for this wedding celebration.
Has my daughter gone to Friar Laurence's?
NURSE
  Yes.
CAPULET
  Well, he may be able to do some good with her.
She's a silly good-for-nothing.
Enter JULIET.
NURSE
  See! She's coming from confession with a happy look on her face.
CAPULET
  Hello, my headstrong daughter. Where have you been running about?
JULIET
  I've been where I learned to repent of the sin
of disobedience
to you and your orders. I've been advised
by hole Friar Laurence to fall on my knees
and beg your pardon. Please forgive me, I beg you.
From now on, I'll be ruled by you.
CAPULET
  Send for the count. Tell him about this.
I'll have the wedding tomorrow morning.
JULIET
  I met the youthful lord at Friar Laurence's cell
and gave him the most fitting love I could
without overstepping the bounds of modesty.
CAPULET
  I'm glad. This is good. Stand up.
This is as it should be. Let me see Count Paris.
Indeed, go and bring him here.
Now, before God, the whole city owes a great deal
to this holy reverend father.
JULIET
  Nurse, will you go with me to my room
to help me choose the ornaments
that you think are fitting for me to wear tomorrow?
LADY CAPULET
  No, not until Thursday. That's soon enough.
CAPULET
  Go, nurse, go with her. The wedding will be tomorrw.
JULIET and NURSE exit.
LADY CAPULET
  We'll be short of provisions.
It's almost night now.
CAPULET
  Nonsense, I'll get busy
and everything will go well, I promise you, wife.
Go to Juliet and help dress her up.
I won't go to bed tonight! Leave me alone.
I'll play the housewife this one time. Servants!--
They're all gone. Well, I'll go see
Count Paris myself, to prepare him
for tomorrow. My heart is wonderfully light
since this unruly daughter of mine has come to her senses.
He exits.